Over Sixty Spring 2022 Digital

OVERSIXTY.COM.AU | ISSUE 2 | 2022 31 Discover the pleasures of Needlework & Craft How To Books Accessories Scan Here to Browse Our Latest Collection Jigsaws 12 MONTH MONEY BACK GUARANTEE Papercrafts www.thefoxcollection.com.au • 1300 361 126 FREE GIFT with Every Order WORD FINDER To complete this difficult word finder puzzle trace out words of four letters or more by travelling horizontally, vertically or diagonally to adjacent letters. Each letter that appears may be used only once in any single word. Plurals and well-known proper names are allowed. WORD CIRCLES Unscramble the letters in each circle to produce two words with similar meanings. WORD LADDER In a word ladder puzzle you have to change one word into another by altering a single letter at each step. Each step must be a valid word. W K U R N E G S A C T V B F I P Turn OIL into GAS 1 Nothing 2 Pinch 3 Doze 4 Aperture OIL GAS H R E R O B U C P P H L M T A E ANSWERS For the solutions to all our puzzles, head to: www.o60.me/puzzles-issue-2-2022-answers FUNNY BUSINESS CLINICAL ASSESSMENT A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to add a new wing to their hospital. • The allergists voted to scratch it. • The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. • The podiatrists thought it was a step forward. • The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. • The plastic surgeons felt it would give the building the facelift it so desperately needed. • The morticians yelled, “Over my dead body!” • The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. • The cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. Source: guy-sports.com CADDY SMACK A golfer was 30 over par by the seventh hole, had lost three golf balls in the water hazard and hit the bunker every single hole, when his caddy coughed during a 30cm putt. The golfer erupted. “You must be the worst caddy in the world!” he screamed. “I doubt it,” replied the caddy. “That would be too much of a coincidence.” Seen online THIS JUST IN The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labelling machines. It’s believed to have been the work of organised crime. Source: reddit.com

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